Airport Workers Confess Travel Tricks And Tips That The Airlines Don’t Want You To Know

Long gone are the days when driving or taking a boat was your only option to see the world. Taking a plane to your destination has become a fairly simple endeavour and the emergence of discount airlines has made it affordable for anyone wishing to travel — no matter your budget. Although the process of checking your luggage and going through airport security may seem cut and dry, there are a ton of secrets you are unaware of once you take off.

These stories from actual airport employees expose the truth behind how airports really work. Time to buckle up and place your luggage in an overhead bin — it’s going to be a bumpy ride!

45. Asleep At The Wheel

I’m an air traffic engineer. Nearly 90% of pilots questioned a few years ago said it happens that when they wake up from their nap during a flight, they see their co-pilot sleeping.


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44. Wing And A Prayer

We carry organ donations a lot. Most common seem to be corneas and skin. Skin is usually carried in the overheads (if we’ve no wardrobes in board) and corneas get to ride in the cockpit.

Those little headphone you get (and buy, on some airlines) are just repurposed from previous flights. Sometimes you’ll get little bits of ear wax in them (blankets and pillows are also just washed and returned, I’ve found holes glued back together in business class blankets)

There’s times we’re taking off “on a wing and a prayer” so to speak. Airlines will sometimes take off when they’re not sure if they’ve fixed a known technical fault fully. They’ll just be ready to turn back if needed.

If you start dying and we’re doing CPR we absolutely have to leave you on the ground and strap in once the landing gear comes down for our own safety. Many crew have chosen to ignore commands to be seated and continue the CPR though, so be nice to your flight attendant! They might be more willing to risk injury giving you CPR that way.


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43. Snakes On A Plane

Live animals are common cargo. I’m not talking people’s cats and dogs, I mean arachnids and insects destined for pet trade — tarantulas, weird beetles, scorpions, cockroaches, all kinds of exotic lizards, snakes, turtles. Lots of snakes though, constrictor and venom. Their packaging looks inhumane on the ground, but they try to restrict movement as the goal because boa constrictors have escaped.


42. One Wrong Move

Newly hired flight attendants are placed on strict probation for their first six months. I know one new hire who lost her job for wearing her uniform sweater tied around her waist. Another newbie got canned for pretending to be a full-fledged attendant so she could fly home for free (Travel benefits don’t kick in until we’re off probation). But the most surprising violation is flying while ill. If we call in sick, we aren’t allowed to fly, even as a passenger on another airline. It’s grounds for immediate dismissal.


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41. You Get What You Pay For

If anyone from anywhere uses Ryanair or Blueair, do not buy stuff on the plane. I’m providing you with a service by telling you this. I’ve met people from cleaners to cabin crew, pilots etc. They will steal from you, they will charge your card in different currencies and collect the extra, they will mess with your beverages, they will not notify you of anything left on planes and will take it home, they find it funny to fart in your face… Some of the stories they have told me about pilots and seniors breaking authority regulations is madness. I hear these things daily. Don’t buy anything on the flight, do not leave anything on the plane, do not sit down on the toilets.


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40. Bros Before Hose

Hot water for coffee or tea comes from the coffee-makers installed in the galley. Those are always fed by the plane’s potable water supply. Part of my job is to put that water into the plane, and while there are strict rules we have to follow to avoid spreading disease, water that basically comes from a garden hose is only so clean to begin with. It’s mostly for use in the lavatory washbasin.



Don’t drink your own drink. It’s a federal crime. If I see it, I’m going to take it and cut you off from buying any more from us. If you’re annoying about it, I will have you arrested when we get there. You don’t want that.

Likewise, if you’re under the influence before you come on, you’re not flying. Another federal law. Wait, let me rephrase that — if you appear to be intoxicated, you’re not flying. Don’t board the plane singing and trying to high five every passenger you walk by. You’re gonna get thrown out.


38. Doing It Right

It’s not actually illegal to join the mile high club. It’s just super rude. Don’t try it on a plane with only two lavatories on your way to Vegas at 10:00 in the morning. If you really want to, take an international redeye. The plane will be bigger, the lights will be off, and there’s curtains around the eight lavatories. Have a party. In that gross, gross, lavatory. They’re grosser than the tray tables.


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37. Some Spicy Secrets

Flew Asian and African routes for Lufthansa from 1999 -2001. Saw a LOT of stuff. So, the list is as follows:

There is a secret crew rest compartment up in back of a 747 and downstairs in the hold of an A340/A330. Yes, we sleep there. Yes, we hook up there — quietly.

Every LH flight attendant has slid down every slide of the plane types s/he flies on. Including the upstairs of a 747 – scary. There is also a huge, 6 meter deep pool near Frankfurt airport, where we trained with life rafts in cold, “rainy” (instructor turned a hose on us) and horribly wavy conditions. It’s not as much fun as being in the wave pool as a kid. We have also all put out fires and evacuated each other from “burning” (dry ice) plane mockups. This is LOTS of fun, especially the bit where you shout the evacuation commands in each other’s faces.

The first passenger to slide down the slide has to pull other passengers off the slide. the command for this is: “You slide down first! Stay at the bottom! PULL PEOPLE OFF!” When they have finished laughing about the poor English, they will probably run away and save their own lives instead of pulling anybody off.

The water on board is fine. But the tea and coffee don’t taste very nice.

The first class passengers get the better air. FACT.

The uniform is for protecting flight attendants from abusive passengers. The thing that really sticks with me from service training, and is still useful in my present job as a teacher is: “let the uniform take it!”

Air crews drink. They DRINK. I have seen pilots drink more than they should have just a couple of hours before block times. LH is not the most notorious airline for this. The most notorious airlines for this are KLM, BA and Qantas.

Yes, there is a lot of intimacy on layovers.

Yes, there is lots of smuggling of knockoff “designer” stuff from Asia to Europe and North America to be sold as real on ebay. We went through a separate customs channel, and were rarely checked.

Despite all emergency training, essentially, you are just a flying waiter. The flight crew are flying bus drivers.


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36. At The End Of The Day

When an aircraft sits overnight (yes, even at outstations), aircrafts are cleaned. Pillowcases are cleaned (but still don’t use them). Tray tables are sanitized. Blankets are taken to be cleaned.

First flight of the day, it’s fine. Last flight of the day? Ehhh… Things get surprisingly dirty.


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35. No Plan > Bad Plan

Ex-flight attendant here. If an explosive device is found the plan is to do a controlled explosion — placing the device by the door and ripping up seats and using luggage to build a wall around the device then blow out the door.

I’m sorry but there is no way in the world that would work.


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34. Bumpy Ride

It is nearly impossible for turbulence to crash a plane (even the bad stuff). Turbulence is only dangerous because of things flying around the cabin and that includes people not wearing seat belts. Most accidents happen at take off and landing; that’s why we make you do all of those things before take off and landing.


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33. Duck And Cover

In the event of a situation where passengers have to cover their heads you do not ‘lock’ your fingers over head but place one hand on top of the other. If something falls on your hand/head, you’ll still have one good hand to use.


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32. That’s Pretty Scary

I used to work with elderly people and one of my clients was a former pilot that finally quit when he realized in the middle of a flight, his dementia had progressed and he couldn’t remember where he was supposed to be flying to. Meaning he had been flying for a commercial airline with dementia for quite some time before that.


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31. That Doesn’t Wash Off

I’m not a flight attendant but I work the ramp. To elaborate on the constant question about corpses in the cargo hold, it is of course true that we send full bodies on planes a lot. Some in caskets some not. Twice in the 7 years I’ve been doing this, “fluid” has leaked out of the boxes the bodies are in and got all over the luggage.


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30. Terrible But True

Believe it or not, it is perfectly legal to remove a person from an overbooked flight (however, note that the passenger has the right to receive compensation). The airline will remove the person of lowest importance to them. That means the passenger who is not a member of their loyalty program and who bought the cheapest ticket.


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29. Law Of The Sky

You can, and probably will, be arrested for disobeying crew instructions. Yes, the seatbelt sign is on and we have had a PA indicating turbulence. No, it is not bumpy right now but that doesn’t mean you can get up and use the toilet, you are a grown adult and can hold on for five minutes. Yes, I have seen a passenger crack a vertebrae for disobeying our instructions to remain seated before hitting clear air turbulence.

On that note, there has been a huge shift recently to pursue and seek the highest amount of damages if you assault or abuse crew. We don’t care who you are, your safety is all we care about. The only thing that tops your safety? Our safety.

We are trained in self-defense and to defend the flight deck at all costs. We are extensively trained on how to deal with threats – verbal and physical, explosive threats, suspicious articles, dangerous goods, hijackers and other terroristic acts. We have handcuffs on board and will use them if you need to be restrained.


28. ‘Clean’ Is A Relative Term

For the long haul, there are basic kits that certified doctors can use onboard. These include stents, catheters, viagra, adrenaline, IV kits and devices that will literally be shoved down your throat if you’re not breathing. Long haul flying can mean you could be hours away from diverting to a hospital.

If you’re flying short haul, definitely bring antibac wipes or sanitiser. A lot of airlines will have the crew ‘turnaround’ the plane meaning they pick up your rubbish, fold your seatbelt over, file your magazines in the seat pocket and then welcome new passengers on board. I have lost count of the amount of times I have had to tell people how disgusting it is to change their baby on the tray table or in a seat.

I ALWAYS recommend you never, ever, ever, EVER use or put anything in the seat pocket. They are cleared of rubbish but are never ‘cleaned’. I have pulled out and seen all sorts been pulled out from there. Dirty tissues, sick bags, knickers, socks, peoples feet, gum, half sucked sweets, apple cores… and then next flight you go and put your phone/laptop/iPad in there.


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27. The Bubbly

I’m a long haul flight attendant, coming up to six years. I’ve worked short, long and now ultra long haul flying. From economy to first class and everything in between. Obligatory, my opinions are my own and not reflective of my employer and I can only speak for the airlines I have worked on.

Everyone asks about the water and whether it’s safe to drink… To clarify, the tanks ARE cleaned out but it depends on what you define as regularly. Ours go a maximum of a week before being scrubbed out. It’s basic Health and Safety. Also our boilers have filters built in before pouring tea or coffee. I’ve seen people not want to drink the water because it appears cloudy. This has nothing to do with the water and is due to the air pressure. If you tap the side of your bottle/cup, the bubbles will dissipate quickly.


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26. And MY Axe

There is a large list of things that can be broken but the aircraft can still fly.

Often there will be a corpse in the cargo hold.

There is a crash axe just laying around in the cabin. It can gravely injure (not tested) but it won’t actually get through the aircraft skin or windows (tested).

Lavatory doors can be opened from the outside by lifting the metal plate saying “lavatory” and pulling the pin under it.

Both pilots may not eat the same meal, but they might be eating at the same time while the plane flies itself.


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25. Not To Make Flying More Terrifying But…

When flying overseas there are generally no systems tracking the movement of your aircraft for several thousand miles i.e. how they go missing.


24. This Takes Cutting The Line To The Next Level

People fake needing a wheelchair to gain boarding priority. Ten wheelchairs get on and only one person needs it getting off. We call them miracle flights.


23. Flying With Terrified Furry Friends

If you checked your Dog there’s about a 30% chance it’s terrified before it even gets on the plane, who knows how scared it gets during the actual flight. Bag room agents will usually try to comfort a scared animal, but all we can really do is talk to it, so if you write your pet’s name on their carrier it usually helps a lot.

I’ve never seen a cat who was scared in the bag room, cats don’t care.


22. The Perks Are Literally Endless

Employees and their families get “ID tickets” (ID is for “industry discount”), which means they only pay taxes and fees and nothing for the actual ticket.

The airlines basically lets them fly for free. And not just with their own airline, but with every airline in any alliance. The tickets are standby tickets, so you’re not guaranteed to get on board, but you get a seat more often than not. The family members can also travel using these tickets without the employee.

My dad worked for an airline, so I used to get free tickets with airlines as well. I usually traveled in business class, all around the world. A return trip between Europe and Japan was something like $200 USD in business class, and maybe $50 USD in economy.

I don’t get any perks anymore, as it was only valid until I turned 25.


21. That’s A Ton Of Power

Paramedic here. If you switch on your alarm lights on the ambulance while being on the inner field of the airport (because…well you just get there sometimes) they will totally shut down all incoming and outgoing flights until they know exactly what’s going on. My buddy learned this the hard way. Needless to say, people got mad at him….


20. For Those Who Crave Some Space

You know how all the other armrests can be raised except for the one next to the aisle?

Turns out that one can be raised as well via a small button in a divot on the underside of the armrest. Useful if you want to spread out a bit more, though some flight attendants may tell you to put it back in place.


19. Better Safe Than Sorry

Two pilots are served different meals and cannot share. This is done in case of food poisoning.


18. No Luggage Is Spill-Proof

My partner worked for an airline for about 4 years as one of the guys who loads and unloads your luggage and waves wands. Nothing is safe in those bags. They pop open all the time and your [stuff] just gets haphazardly shoved back in. They get tossed around like volleyballs. TSA is a lie. A lot of decisions about boarding or switching flights, etc., are at employees discretion.


17. Well That’s Morbid

Almost every commercial flight you ride on has a corpse on board. Possibly two if you’re on a widebody (large) air craft.


16. The List…

Flight attendants have a list of who is who and what seat they are in. As well as what level of frequent flyer they happen to be. Or if they are employees or family and friends tickets. This is why you will see them being rude to someone or bending over backwards for jerks.

Flights are routinely overbooked because there’s an estimate per route of what percentage of people tend to miss the flight. So if you don’t have a seat assignment, you might not get on. Which is why they ask for volunteers. If you are a frequent flyer and know the busy times and flights you could volunteer all day from every flight going to a hub and make $1,000 in credit.

Invest in quality luggage. You are the only one that handles your bag with care. Your bag is going to take a beating in the system.


15. Food For Thought

Don’t be shy about asking flight attendants for extra servings of food/drink. I’ve seen, on more than a few occasions, free food and liquor given out when their mobile pay devices were not working. Also, pretty much everyone who has access to the aircraft when it’s not in service takes food and drink from the galleys. So it’s not really worth much to the airline. If you’re super nice to the FA they can probably get you whatever you want on the house.


14. Always Remove Old Tags

Not a secret, just common sense; the reason some bags miss their flight or get misrouted is because passengers don’t remove old tags. It confuses handlers as well as the conveyor belt scanners. I see it happen all the time.


13. Good To Know

If you check a skateboard by just slapping a sticker on it, it will get ridden or used as a dolly.


12. Switch

This one is pretty much on its way out as a ‘secret’ nowadays, but: There really is no good reason passengers need to switch off mobile devices during takeoff and landing.

The frequencies used, combined with the lack of signal power in the antennae of consumer grade mobile devices, means there is 0% chance of them ever interfering with the plane’s sensors and instruments in any way whatsoever.

This has been tested ad nauseam since the beginning of aviation/mobile communication technology, and it has NEVER shown to be a problem.


11. The More You Know

There are a number of tools out there to help you have a good flight experience:

Seat Guru will give you information on seat selection so you know if your seat has a misaligned window or extra legroom, etc.

Route Happy aggregates some key factors aggregating data on aircraft type, seat pitch, onboard entertainment, connections, etc to help you select a good flight.

Flight Stats has data including information on the historical on-time performance of your flight.

Some fun airline websites include:

Flight Radar 24 which shows you all flights in the air around the world. You can click on a plane to see its origin and destination. You can filter by airport to see all flights headed to/from your city. It’s a lot of fun to play around with.

Airline Empires is a web game that lets you run your own airline deciding where to open routes, how to price them, what aircraft to purchase, etc. and compete against other real people running their fictional airlines.


10. Plan Accordingly

Pilot here. Not really secrets but here are some tips. When you book on sites such as Expedia you may only have 30 minutes to catch a connecting flight. At busy hubs this is too short, I promise. We will not hold flights for you even if you are 2 minutes late. Wave through the window wildly and we’ll just wave back. If we are running late, don’t stand up to pack up your things. We have to stop the airplane and every one has to wait until you buckle up.

Unless I’m working on your flight I have no idea what gate your flight is going out of or if it has left yet any more than those huge boards with departures on them. If you are on a smaller regional jet and the flight attendants ask you to gate check your bag, do it. If you say “I know it will fit” we will still make you put it under the plane. That is usually not the reason it has to be put under. If I have to get out of my seat because you are harassing our flight attendants about it, your bag and you are not making it on this plane. The best things to make your trip go smooth is read signs, give yourself extra time and sit down and shut up.


9. This One Is Anxiety-Inducing

Some baggage on a busy flight may get left behind on purpose because the cargo hold is full. We would cover the carts with the leftover baggage when hauling them back to the sorting station so the passengers wouldn’t notice and freak out.  I’m a former ramp worker so I know from experience.


8. Wildlife Can Be Dangerous

Flying at dawn and dusk and generally at night is pretty dangerous. It is around these times when wildlife are on the move and the airplane is at the greatest risk of being hit. I always fly middle of the day because of this. You know those flocks of starlings that can be massive? Well even though airplanes are built to take hits from birds these can damage a plane because of how dense they are. Geese took down the plane Sully was flying and that was just a few birds. Planes have hit elk on the runway while landing and completely destroyed the plane (everyone got off and lived). People taking over a plane don’t scare me, a goose does.


7. Customer Service Across The Pond

If you’re European you have really, really good consumer protection against delays, cancellations etc.

If you’re more than three hours late, your compensation starts at 250 euros, and goes up depending on the length of your flight and the length of the delay.

When I went to London a few years ago, my flight was overbooked, so I got bumped to a flight four hours later. The compensation I got was more than the ticket I bought… round trip.


6. That’s Not Sanitary

I used to work for a warehouse that supplied a certain airline with items. The headsets that are given to you are not new, despite being wrapped up. They are taken off the flight, “cleaned”, and then packaged again.


5. Duct Tape Is The Answer To Everything

Friends of mine were flying back from one of the Thai islands and were sitting by the emergency exit. A few minutes before they took off, a couple of maintenance guys came on with what looked like the biggest roll of duct tape they’d ever seen, and started vigorously taping up the door. The flight went fine and nobody mentioned the door!


4. Not The Best Part Of Waking Up

The coffee is absolutely disgusting because no one washes the container that goes out every morning. The station agents who get paid way too little also don’t care about cleaning it. I certainly didn’t when I worked for an airline.

Also, we weren’t given the proper supplies to clean it. We pretty much just rinsed it out and dumped coffee into it.


3. Some Sketchy Repairs

I’m an outstation mechanic for multiple airlines. I cover all flights at a major U.S. city airport — by myself. Where to start? If your flight has a maintenance delay and there is no on station mechanics for that carrier I get called. If it’s a quick fix, I fix it. If not we check to see if it can be deferred to get fixed later. Either way, most of your delay is spent waiting on me to do all the paperwork to clear the aircraft or for me to finish the other seven calls I’m out on to get to your plane. There is also constant pressure on both me and the pilots to clear/fly aircraft that have some fairly significant problems. I have airlines try to get me to sell some pretty sketchy stuff to the pilots to get them to fly and avoid a costly delay.

Don’t get me wrong, the airlines would never willingly fly an unsafe aircraft. But if there is an engine vibration that is just under the limit they will fly it. If the oil is super low but servicing it will cause a delay and will be serviced at the next stop. If the pilot encounters something at altitude that I can’t duplicate on the ground– sign it off and see if it happens again. Those are the ones I usually push back depending on what it is.


2. Never Checking A Bag Again

I used to work for a major airline in Philadelphia International (PHL). Theft amongst workers is horrible. Workers would open suitcases while inside the cargo area, waiting for the next cart of bags to pull up. They’d rummage through and find small electronics to take.

This wasn’t something that only happened a few times, there was at least one guy on every team that did it. I reported a few people, but the bosses didn’t care. Eventually, I got into a position where I could direct which employee did what and I kept the bad ones out of the plane.

Some workers would walk around the break rooms trying to sell what they just stole, some traded items, and others took them home.

Always keep valuables in your carry on. If possible, don’t even check a bag.


1. This Myth Has Been Busted

I worked for a US regional for a few years in various departments.

  • If your flight is delayed or canceled for things that cause the airline to be at fault, the airline is responsible for accommodating you. For example, they cancel the last flight out to your destination because the pilot called in sick, they now have to get you a hotel for the night and rebook you on the first flight out the next day. However, things that they aren’t at fault for, like weather, ATC system delays, etc, they don’t accommodate you. We ran a very old aircraft that would constantly break down and cancel tons of flights, but we would routinely blame cancellations on “ATC” or “en route weather” because the passengers don’t know the difference and not only do we not have to accommodate them, now we can charge re-booking fees.
  • Don’t spend a lot of money on your luggage. Buy something that is cheap but durable. Those plastic-ish ones are the best in my opinion. Any kind of soft material will be destroyed by the rampies (guys who load the planes). Especially if they have FRAGILE written on them, they will toss them and drop them on purpose.
  • If you ever hear a gate agent or flight attendant say “delta-bravo”, that’s phonetic for the letters DB. You might hear the gate say to the crew, “We have a delta bravo in one-one-charlie.” Look over and see who’s sitting in seat 11C, yeah that’s the [person] they’re referring to.
  • The stuff other people said about traveling is absolutely true. It is hands down the best perk of any job around. I went from the US to Italy for $54 round trip. Almost went to Dubai but that fell through, but it would have been $36 round trip. Tokyo was also $36. Anywhere in the U.S. was free. I’ve been around the world and back, I wouldn’t change a thing if I could do it all over again.