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We’ve all been on nightmare first dates. I’m talking dates that make you wish it was socially acceptable to simply stand up in the middle of the restaurant and say: “I actually hate you. I am leaving forever now. Goodbye.” Unfortunately, most people don’t have the gall to walk out and are forced to run down the clock until the bill comes.
The only real upside is that these folks got to witness these horrible dates, and they went online to share the stories with all of us. We hope these stories make you laugh a little and remind you that everyone who puts themselves out there ends up having an awkward encounter or two. But it’s worth the trial and error to finally find that special someone.

35. The chaperone

34. This poor guy, seriously

33. Pull your punches

32. Running commentary

31. Service with a smile

30. Striking out

29. At least there’s a happy ending

28. On to the next one

27. Pizza the Hut

26. That’s not a tip

25. There’s something going on here I don’t quite understand…

24. “I’m different than other guys”

23. Cheap date

22. No such thing as a free meal?

21. Why is he proud of this?

20. Meant to be together

19. I’m dating a fancy lawyer!

18. Made it worse, then made it better

17. You’re too poor to date me

16. This makes me furious

15. She really should have just left

14. The worst thing about this is the concept of a quesadilla burger

13. Would you like some vine rowge?

12. Did I stutter?

11. Who does this to their kids?!

10. Good for you, lady

9. A hands-on date

8. Now I get two dinners

7. Have a little class

6. Changing teams mid-game

5. It ain’t easy being cheesy

4. Wine and a whiner

3. Gonna catch something…

2.Mother and son

1. Taking the leftovers
